Mama Jokes

Your momma is so fat she uses a vcr for a pager

Your momma is so fat she uses hola hoops to hold up her socks

Your momma is so fat when she stands up people scream "Eclipse"

Your momma is so fat the michelin guy is looking to date her

Your momma is so fat she hide's when its Thanksgiving

Your momma is so fat the kids in the neighbourhood use her for rock climbing

Your momma is so fat they sit her in the parking lot when she goes to the movies

Your momma is so fat when you take a family photo its always an aerial shot

Your momma is so fat she uses a swimming pool to take a bath

Your momma is so fat that when she's on a cruise the use her as an anchor

Your momma is so fat she is the banana boat when on vacation

Your momma is so fat when she falls every yells "Timber"

Your momma is so fat she dressed up as Mount Everest for Halloween

Your momma is so fat that Santa Claus leaves her cookies at X mas

Your momma is so fat that the donkey rides her through the mountains