Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor do you have something for a bad headache?
Doctor: Yes take this brick and smash it over your head then youll have a bad headache


Patient: Doctor i keep getting a pain in my eye when i drink coffee
Doctor: Have you tried drinking it without the spoon in it?


Patient: Doctor will this cream clear my spots?
Doctor: I never make rash promises


Patient: Doctor you need to help me, my hands dont stop shaking
Doctor: Do you drink alot?
Patient: No i keep spilling my drinks


Patient: Doctor i got this gash from a razor cut
Doctor: Then i guess it must be a close shave