Trash Talk

Blonde Woman

Wacky Humour

Q- What did the bird say on his answering machine?

A- Leave a message at the sound of the peep

Q- Why doesnt the ocean say hello?

A- Because it waves

Q- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pnats?

A- In case he got a hole in one

Play Ball

Santa Claus

Overworked

Heavens Gate

Winter Coat

Wino Liquer

When Lost

Wacky Humour

Q- Why cant you play jokes on snakes?

A- Cause you cant pull their legs

Q- Why did the baker stop making donuts?

A- He got tired of the whole business

Q- What did the banana do when the monkey was after it?

A- The banana split

Pick up lines that work???

-Is it hot in here or is it just you?

-If i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together

-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

-If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen

-When does your centerfold come out?

-Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

-Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

-Can i see your tag? just like i though made in heaven

Men are simplier happier because.....

-You dont have to change you last name

-You never get pregnant

-You can wear a white t-shirt to a waterpark

-You never last more the 30 seconds on the phone

-Your face is always the same color

-A 7 Day Vacation requires one suitcase

-You can open your own jars

No wonder men are happier